Showing posts with label Vampirestat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vampirestat. Show all posts

Thursday, 23 January 2014

Vampirestat Blues

This one goes out to all my fellow bloggers.

Vampirestat Blues

A Vampire shat on my stats.
Got humped by an Ad Sense Watchdog.
Here’s 7 Search Secrets that can fuck right off.
Honestly, who spams a blog?

Yeah, got shat on by Vampirestat.
Got humped by their Ad Sense runts.
7 Search Secrets fuck right off and never darken my doorstep ever again.
Wankers. Bastards. Arseholes. Cunts.

Oh yeah, I’ve got the spellchecker-doesn’t–recognise-vampirestat-as-a-word-so-I-clicked-ignore-all blues

Get it done.
















Get it done.
















Get it done.