Thursday 23 January 2014

Vampirestat Blues

This one goes out to all my fellow bloggers.

Vampirestat Blues

A Vampire shat on my stats.
Got humped by an Ad Sense Watchdog.
Here’s 7 Search Secrets that can fuck right off.
Honestly, who spams a blog?

Yeah, got shat on by Vampirestat.
Got humped by their Ad Sense runts.
7 Search Secrets fuck right off and never darken my doorstep ever again.
Wankers. Bastards. Arseholes. Cunts.

Oh yeah, I’ve got the spellchecker-doesn’t–recognise-vampirestat-as-a-word-so-I-clicked-ignore-all blues

Get it done.
















Get it done.
















Get it done.


1 comment:

  1. Devised a technique to get rid off these bots completely and it worked for me lol. Not a single visit for the past 5 months

    http://www.digitallyblind.com/2013/07/how-to-control-visits-from-referring.html

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