Vampirestat Blues

This one goes out to all my fellow bloggers.

Vampirestat Blues

A Vampire shat on my stats.

Got humped by an Ad Sense Watchdog.

Here’s 7 Search Secrets that can fuck right off.

Honestly, who spams a blog?

Yeah, got shat on by Vampirestat.

Got humped by their Ad Sense runts.

7 Search Secrets fuck right off and never darken my doorstep ever again.

Wankers. Bastards. Arseholes. Cunts.

Oh yeah, I’ve got the spellchecker-doesn’t–recognise-vampirestat-as-a-word-so-I-clicked-ignore-all blues

Get it done.

Get it done.

Get it done.